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Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
not stoned, just slightly pebbled
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i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch
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"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden